A customer tried to pull a fast one on me today when I was on the till.
I gave him 6 one pound coins and a penny change for his 3.99 purchase. He then asked me if he could have a 5 pound note instead. I said, I don't have any, that's why I gave you coins.
He then said, "I'll give you 5 pound coins and you can give me a 10 pound note." I said, "No, you can give me 5 pound coins plus 5 more pounds, and *then* I'll give you a ten pound note, otherwise you'd be cheating me out of 5 pounds!"
He then proceeded to put 6 one pound coins on the counter with a five pound note sort of hanging out. I said, "There's one extra pound coin here." He said, "No! No!" I said, "No, I can't make any change for you, go to the bank across the street!"
What, did he think I fell off the turnip truck yesterday?!
