My mother is really annoying.
No I don't want to get acupuncture, I don't care if your stepmother recovered from a stroke from it I didn't have a stroke, I didn't have a stroke, I didn't have a stroke, yes I have ear pain no it's not a ear infection, no it's not an ear infection, not it's not a FREAKING EAR INFECTION, seriously when was the last time someone's face was paralysed from swimmers ear?!