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Most Functional Word in the English Language
« on: December 29, 2005, 10:51:55 AM »
 
Well, it's sh*t.. that's right, sh*t! sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: you can get sh*t-faced, be sh*t-out-of-luck, or have sh*t for brains! With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot! You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t! Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shineola! There are lucky sh*t's, dumb sh*t's, and crazy SHITs! There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t! You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when the sh*t hits the fan! You can give a SHITor serve sh*t on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep SHITor be happier than a pig in sh*t! Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t, and some days are just plain SHITty. Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like sh*t! You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t, or a lot of weird sh*t! You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up sh*t's creek without a paddle! Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like roses! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And, remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a sh*t; or not do so if you don't give a sh*t! Well sh*t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a sh*t and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of sh*t! But, if you happened to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t-head.......... Well............sh*t happens!!! 


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