quotes

famous, movies, or your own.... whatever it may be, share a quote! 

A hard man is good to find - Mae West

great idea


Mine is
"If you were the only person left in the world,would there be world peace?" -Stephen Fellechetti

This is one of my favorites:

Though nothing can bring back the hour
Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;
We will grieve not, rather find
Strength in what remains behind

     -William Wordsworth  (Ode:  Intimations of Immortality from Recollections of Early Childhood)

 We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
-- Chris Rock

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly".

Sam Keen

If there ever comes a day When we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
Winnie the Pooh

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
    - Yoda

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Socrates

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."


~George Bush  <sigh>

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. - Jack Handey

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face -Jack Handey

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. -Jack Handey

There are a few more that I love, but those and my signature line, pretty much sums it up, for me. 

"There's a fine line between stupid and.... clever."   - Spinal Tap

"It is beautiful that our lives coincided for so long."  - Simone de Beauvoir

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."  -Mr. Weasley, HP&tCoS

I'm stealing this one from Crystal because I think its great

"My mother never seen the irony in calling me a son of a b*tch" - Jack Nicholson

(you mean 'saw'?  Sorry, I'm pedantic )

“Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato

"What other people think of me is none of my business." - Dorothy Parker

"I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add." - Steven Wright

"Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it."  -Shakespeare (Macbeth: Act I, Sc. IV)

"I'm as pure as the driven slush."  - Mae West

"I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream... but they don't know I'm using blanks."  - Jack Handey


And my current favorite quote is:

"I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap."  - David Letterman to Bill O'Reilly on Late Night earlier this month

Homer no function beer well without.

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

ahhhh....for the love of homer simpson!!

"To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing." -- Buffy

a friend is someone who knows all about you, and loves you just the same- proverb

love is the flower you've got to let grow - john lennon