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« on: January 11, 2006, 01:48:08 AM »
famous, movies, or your own.... whatever it may be, share a quote!  :)

A hard man is good to find - Mae West

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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2006, 01:53:05 AM »
great idea ;D

Mine is
"If you were the only person left in the world,would there be world peace?" -Stephen Fellechetti

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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2006, 02:21:44 AM »
This is one of my favorites:

Though nothing can bring back the hour
Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;
We will grieve not, rather find
Strength in what remains behind

     -William Wordsworth  (Ode:  Intimations of Immortality from Recollections of Early Childhood)

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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2006, 02:54:14 AM »
 We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
-- Chris Rock

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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2006, 10:43:55 AM »
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly".

Sam Keen
All dreams can come true—if we have the courage to pursue them.
Walt Disney

I can't change the direction of the wind, I can however adjust my sails to always make it to my destination.

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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2006, 05:56:02 AM »
If there ever comes a day When we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
Winnie the Pooh

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
    - Yoda

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2006, 01:48:21 PM »
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

~George Bush  <sigh>
The only meaning anything has is the meaning you give to it.       ~Author Unknown

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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2006, 01:52:45 PM »
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. - Jack Handey

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face -Jack Handey

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. -Jack Handey

There are a few more that I love, but those and my signature line, pretty much sums it up, for me.  ;)
Never hold Farts in. They travel up your spine and to your brain. This is where sh*tty Ideas come from.

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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2006, 03:32:23 PM »
"There's a fine line between stupid and.... clever."   - Spinal Tap

"It is beautiful that our lives coincided for so long."  - Simone de Beauvoir

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."  -Mr. Weasley, HP&tCoS

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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2006, 06:57:11 PM »
I'm stealing this one from Crystal because I think its great ;D

"My mother never seen the irony in calling me a son of a b*tch" - Jack Nicholson

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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2006, 11:19:12 PM »
(you mean 'saw'?  Sorry, I'm pedantic :) )

“Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato

"What other people think of me is none of my business." - Dorothy Parker

"I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add." - Steven Wright
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2006, 02:14:25 AM »
"Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it."  -Shakespeare (Macbeth: Act I, Sc. IV)

"I'm as pure as the driven slush."  - Mae West

"I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream... but they don't know I'm using blanks."  - Jack Handey

And my current favorite quote is:

"I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap."  - David Letterman to Bill O'Reilly on Late Night earlier this month :D

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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2006, 11:42:18 PM »
Homer no function beer well without.

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

ahhhh....for the love of homer simpson!! :P

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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2006, 06:08:04 PM »
"To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing." -- Buffy
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”

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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2006, 03:17:09 AM »
a friend is someone who knows all about you, and loves you just the same- proverb

love is the flower you've got to let grow - john lennon

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