quotes

A few "anonymous" quotes I read the other day that made me smile. 

"Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."


 

There is no frigate like a book

To take you worlds away...

All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened, and after you are finished reading one you will feel that all that happened to you, and afterwards it all belongs to you; the good and the bad, the ecstacy, the remorse and sorrow, the people and the places and how the weather was. ---Ernest Hemingway

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)

Ari Gold quotes from my new favorite show, Entourage!!!

"Lets hug it out bi*ch!"

"Even brocolli screams when you rip it from the ground"

"We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos"

'Change is not good'. - Soccer AM's fictional Yorkshire News newsreader

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx   

it isn't  brave if it isn't 'scary'

"You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting." Tinkerbell

Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

classic Steve Martin movie!

I have not slept for fear I would wake and find this but a dream

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

You can do that to me forever if you like, my Lord

I live for liking you - Pretty in Pink

In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight - Pretty Woman

I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we do reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. It's the thing that makes us fascinating! And not a little bit scary.

Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you f*ck.

(when Lois finds out her brother is a patient in an insane asylum, the hospital doctor corrects her...)
"we don't use the word insane, we prefer the term mentally hilarious"
I love Family Guy!!

" I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times,
in life after life, in age after age forever."
~Rabindranath Tagore~

"And in the end, the love we take will be equal to the love we make."
~The Beatles~

Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me.
~The Mamas and The Papas~

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly".

Sam Keen

Oooh!  I'm stealing this one!

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. --- William Butler Yeats

Yes, I now feel that it was then on that evening of sweet dreams  that the very first dawn of human love burst apon the icy night of my spirit. Since that period I have never seen nor heard your name without a shiver of half delight, half anxiety. --- Edgar Allen Poe