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« Reply #165 on: February 06, 2007, 08:52:49 PM »
   It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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« Reply #166 on: February 08, 2007, 02:08:56 PM »
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
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« Reply #167 on: February 10, 2007, 09:56:44 AM »
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I   
could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got   
to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned   
in seven years."   
                           ---Mark Twain   
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« Reply #168 on: February 10, 2007, 09:09:38 PM »
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.  ~Joseph Conrad
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« Reply #169 on: February 13, 2007, 08:33:09 PM »

We are the president.
                         - - Hillary Clinton
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« Reply #170 on: February 14, 2007, 12:30:53 AM »
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer


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« Reply #171 on: February 18, 2007, 06:07:42 PM »
  Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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« Reply #172 on: February 19, 2007, 07:57:05 AM »
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."  ~ Rodney Dangerfield ~


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« Reply #173 on: March 04, 2007, 05:26:49 PM »
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
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« Reply #174 on: July 01, 2007, 08:12:17 AM »
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world     
~ J.R.R. Tolkien


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« Reply #175 on: July 06, 2007, 09:44:58 PM »

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
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« Reply #176 on: July 10, 2007, 11:43:54 PM »
you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Margaret Atwood



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« Reply #177 on: August 13, 2007, 07:02:43 PM »
 its a far far better thing that i have done, than i have ever done

 Charles Dickens  A TALE OF TWO CITIES
its a far better thing i do than i have ever done


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« Reply #178 on: August 13, 2007, 07:07:40 PM »
"Neither a borrower, nor a lender be..."

From Hamlet:  The Musical!!!  http://www.gilligansisle.com/hamlet.html
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in...

- from Anthem, by Leonard Cohen (b 1934)


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« Reply #179 on: August 13, 2007, 07:10:10 PM »
There are a lot, both serious and funny, but I'll go with this:

"I once bought some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again."

Steven Wright


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