quotes

Just because a  whore  likes  sex  doesn't mean she's not  a  whore-- House

"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

   
 - Dorothy Parker when asked by a journalist to use "horticulture" in a sentence

"MOOPS!"-George Constanza (The Bubble Boy episode)

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Albert Schweitzer

Happiness belongs to the self-sufficient - Aristotle

Love seeketh not Itself to please,
Nor for itself hath any care;
But for another gives its ease,
And builds a Heaven in Hells despair.
- William Blake (from the Clod and the Pebble)

"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

   
 - Dorothy Parker when asked by a journalist to use "horticulture" in a sentence

   Ah, how I love Ms. Parker!

You break his heart. I'll break your face--  Some kind of wonderful

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
    Dr. Seuss

I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?
Dory - Finding Nemo 

I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?
Dory - Finding Nemo 

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming  I love Dory!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming  I love Dory!

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine... and he shall be my Squishy.  Come on, Squishy!  Come on, little Squishy...

i could go on and on and on about finding nemo!  ive seen it atleast 10 times, one of my fav movies ever!  always makes me smile, MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!

i could go on and on and on about finding nemo!  ive seen it atleast 10 times, one of my fav movies ever!  always makes me smile, MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!

For about a month we had to give my son nebulizer treatments 2-3 times a day, and the only way we could get him to sit still was to put a DVD on the computer.  And the only movie he wanted to watch was Finding Nemo.  We watched Finding Nemo every day for a month - I can probably quote the movie verbatim.

To this day if you ask him what sound a seagull makes he answers "Mine! Mine! Mine!" 

Which also reminds me... my friend's nephew is a huge Nemo fan and named his goldfish "Sharkbait Ooo-ha-ha".

Another great Finding Nemo quote...  Dolphins. They think they're so cute. Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you.


LOL It's one of my favorite animated movies of all time. It never fails to make me smile either!

You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.
(The Ref)

LOL  I was just thinking of that reading through this thread!  Classic!

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
Anatole France

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can.
Mencius