quotes

 "...the remnants of my family still seem to need the presence of a sane person, and since we aren't related to such a being, I am having to impersonate one."

(can't remember who said it)

The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude.
~ Willliam James

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
~ Philo

"My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil." - John Paul Getty

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"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - John Paul Getty

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
~Johnny Depp

You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, and dramatic actors - they're the cool seniors.
~Owen Wilson

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
~George Clooney

"It's all about that monkey"

                       -----my mum

My mum misquoting a rap song when I was on the phone with her last week

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
~Robert Duvall as Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore
 

"hey if you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then Doom on you" ice age

"hey if you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then Doom on you" ice age

love ice age, can you believe Rich has not seen it!?  We have it coming from sofa cinema!!

"I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen"

I know we just watched it today just to get up to speed ...the sprog herd is heading to see  the sequel in a few weeks...

"If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. " Ice age

Quotes for Mothers Day!   

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~ Elizabeth Stone

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.
~ Washington Irving

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
~ Oprah Winfrey

I wasn't worried about whether I was
going to go insane, I was very well
aware that I was insane.
    - Robert Downey, Jr.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
    Mark Twain


Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
Voltaire

"The Past is to be respected and acknowledged, but not to be worshiped. It is our future in which we will find our greatness."
Pierre Trudeau

I am an optimist. But I am an optimist who takes his raincoat. - Harold Wilson (1916-1995)

There is no cure for natural stupidity.  ~my late grandmother who was hilarious and had a great wit