quotes

"open the pod bay doors, Hal"

"I'm sorry, Dave but I'm afraid I can't do that "

''Dave's not here, man.''

''Dave's not here, man.''

 

"I'm the Dude, dude!"

                                    - The Dude

"Uh . . . don't know if I agree with your police work 100% there, Norm."

                                    - Margie

"The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly."  ~Buddha

"Dominant male monkey motherfu**er."

    - Adam Goldberg, Dazed & Confused

"Dominant male monkey motherfu**er."

 - Adam Goldberg, Dazed & Confused

Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman,
and that woman was Martha Washington, man,
and everyday George would come home, she would
have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he
come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

"You ever look at the back of a dollar bill, man?  There's some spooky sh*t goin' on there..."     -Slater

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when
you're being inundated with all this American
bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget
what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a
bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males
didn't want to pay their taxes.

                                                    -Ms. Ginny Stroud

"Just f*ck off will you mate?"  Eddie Izzard


Sorry, but I wanted to say that about 100 times today at work.....

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing milk bone underwear" - Norm from Cheers

Raymond-- "I know, I know  what you're thinking, Debra"

Debra-- "Then why aren't you protecting yourself, Ray?"

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
    - Walt Disney

Bugger me blue, my hats off to you. This is going to sell faster than cucumbers in a woman's prison.
                          -Martin Tupper's Boss - Dream On

We watched Clueless last night, I forgot how hysterical this movie is!!!

Cher: Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value

Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?

Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Cher: An overwhelming sense of ickiness had set over first period.

Cher: It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."