And BTW, does anyone else have the Alanis Morrissette song in their head? Thank you very much, Elizabeth.
Good god, I am sorry for that.
Sacrilege!! You don't use syrup on pancake day!!!
But see, that's the beauty of being pagan. I can do anything I damn well please as long as I'm not harming people deliberately.
Maybe I'll go dance naked under a full moon with a bottle of syrup in my hand... you know, to... celebrate the... maple tree... SEE?! I just created another pagan holiday.
(NB - I did have pancakes with AUNT JEMIMA SYRUP this past weekend... so do not mourn for me.)