Bacon cheeseburger and a side salad.
Something I eat occasionally is not agreeing with me. And by "not agreeing with me" I mean "giving me the afternoon wailing trots." I have a theory it is raw onions. So today, I have eaten of them copiously. See? It's not an unconscionable indulgence, it's Science!
I'll let you know if I fly out of my cubicle later in acute intestinal distress.
p.s. Pronounced the British way, please -- intesTINEal. Don't you love that? Who else can talk about their bowels and sound so snooty about it?