I have no worries. All our Peeps lived out long and happy lives. They spent their days playing and frolicking in large, colorful baskets and their nights sleeping in cellophane grass nests. Each and every one of our Peeps died of natural causes, and requested that their bodies be used as talismen to ward off the evil spirits that live in our basement.
And I dare ya' to prove otherwise. 
OMG! Oh, FG, I am truly so sorry. I didn't realise they wuz already deed.
. I will send off details to the council. You deserve recognition for outstanding achievement in the humane treatment of PEEPS.
I hope that others reading this will take heart on these little yellow critters. I have worked with peeps for nearly 50 years and have come across many cases of extreme abuse and neglect. I have seen them microwaved, roasted on open fires, stuffed into blenders, blown-up with firecrackers, forcible strapped to the undercarriage of remote control airplanes, used as target practice with all sorts of firearms ranging from the slingshot to a bazooka. There are organisations that have preformed unconstitutional experiments (they
were born in America) involving oxygen deprivation, heat tolerance, radiation and electrical experiments under the banner of research. Most suffered squishingly and were probably still alive when they met with their salivial end. The majority of 'researchers' did not even have the sensitivity or compassion not to smile.
More than 600 million Peeps will be born this year. Most will not lead full productive lives and will meet with a consuming end. It is estimated that 25% of Peeps born this year will suffer outrageously in the hands of the jeans&T-shirt brigade.
You can help. Please give generously at your local 'PEEPs in Sweet Harmony (PISH) Chapter'.
