*aside*
my sister once went grocery shopping, list in hand - looked all over the meat dept for a 'ham ball' which was on her list - she finally realized what she had written was her OWN shorthand, and she wanted one of those little round 'cages' you put your hamster in so it can roll around the house - hence "Ham Ball"
Oh my goodness that is tooo funny.....very very funny
Ok another unrelated aside, although related to ham in a silly way
My sister went to the liquor store to get her husband some beer. She saw that Hamm's was on sale (see told you it was related to ham) and got it - it was like $1.99 for a six pack or some such nonsense. So she brings it home and tastes it and said it was really really awful. So she brings it back to the store and tells them something's wrong with it. The guy looks at it, looks at her, and says "Um, ma'am, it's Hamm's and it's $1.99. What do you think it's going to taste like?"