Resurrecting an old topic I started, to give everyone a long overdue update... <heavy sigh> After much procrastination, year and a half (?) - we are finally getting a few things underway. This is what has happened so far:
Feb 2005 (end of) - moved in
Spring 2005 - some roofing repair/patching done
Summer 2005 - some electrical work done/the previous owner (DIY idiot?) had everything in the house wired up to only 1 or 2 circuits - new breaker board (terminology?) & other electrical safety features installed
Aug 2005 - new combi-boiler installed; old boiler, immersion heater & loft tank ripped out (cupboards & closet to be repaired)
Feeling overwhelmed with my new life in the UK & the magnitude of this 'project', not much happens between then & quite recently. I'm in & out of work -- finding a job to suit, getting one, getting promoted then hating it (the promotion), now have dropped back to part time hours to coordinate work on the house again. Steve doesn't like dealing with contractors/builders, Steve's career pays the major bills, so this is more my job now (again).
In that time, we learn that our boiler installer was a cowboy & has now dropped off the radar. After numerous calls for him to come round because the boiler wasn't hooked up properly to the timer, we finally pay a proper electrician to come & sort it out. The radiators knock unless they are turned to full blast. Hmmmmm.
The back porch (small utility room off the kitchen containing the washing machine) leaks a bit. We can't locate our stopcock for shutting off all the water in the house, if, heaven forbid, something bad plumbing-wise ever happens. Hmmmmm.
May/June 2007 - the torrential rains arrive in England. I wake to find a a large pool of water at the far corner of the kitchen. It's wet all down that side of the house - the roof/chimney there is leaking. We have a roofer come & patch it finally - no more leaky there. The bad news - the back half of our pitched (slant?) roof is shot & needs full attention asap. It is presently traditional Yorkshire stone slate (= extremely expensive).
Hopeful, we learn about the traditional Yorkshire technique of turning the slates, so both sides are used (each should last 100+ years before complete replacement is necessary). We begin contacting roofing contractors.
June 2007 - the boiler starts acting up. The fault indicator light keeps switching on, blinking fast. We get ourselves a new plumber/heating engineer (cos the cowboy is long gone) & he comes, replaces a valve. The boiler works again.
July/August 2007 - We gather bids for doing the back roof. Some contractors make an appt (to survey & give us an estimate) but then don't bother to show up. Some eyeball it & give us an estimate. Some eyeball it & then don't send an estimate. Only one (the most expensive one, mind) actually spends time with me, explaining what's what with the roof -- he seems quite knowledgeable. The others? Who knows? I never see them. They come when I'm at work & then ring me & don't tell me very much.
We learn that our slates have already been turned -- probably about 5-10 years ago. By someone who didn't know what they were doing & thus a job that should have lasted 100 years was compromised by poor craftsmanship, is damaged, and the majority of the slates will need to be replaced. To put original slates on would cost between £5,000-10,000, and we're only talking half of the roof here (the back half). Too rich for our blood. We are going to put on modern concrete tiles (this will match what's already on the front - the front is sound & weatherproof now).
Meanwhile, I have also been gathering bids for redoing the back porch, plus a couple small windows upstairs that were never double-glazed (toilet window & small loft window). The nicest Yorkshire man for that is also the most expensive. I keep looking & we go with the middle bid.
The boiler begins acting up again - fault indicator light blinking fast. Sometimes the boiler wants to work, sometimes not. Each time I think I'll call the plumber, it's working. So I let it go, then it stops working... Vicious cycle.

Today (Sept 2007) -- The excitement begins! The window installers are here. The old porch is torn down. They've got the frame of the new porch up.

But the surveyor didn't take the stone base of the porch quite properly into account when measuring, so it's not fitting quite right.

They have to come back tomorrow & cut the stone back a bit to one side, so the door piece & frame can slide over a bit & then will fit. They have assured me they will make it right & throw in a freebie new sill for me. Fingers crossed. Until they can do that & then fit the roof, it will be exposed back there for the night. Fortunately, we have a locking door from the kitchen to the porch, but everything had to come out of the porch (including the very hard to plumb washing machine

) -- so I have extra stuff all over the kitchen. Hopefully, that will all be ok tomorrow & then they will finish the porch & do the two upstairs windows.
Also today -- the plumber is back! Of course, the boiler works all morning & entire time that he is here (no blinking red fault indicator light). The minute he leaves & drives away, the fault indicator light begins blinking again.

He mentioned if nothing else - he may have to replace the circuit board (chary mentioned this to me on an other thread) but was trying to avoid that. He did all the diagnostic testing he could.
So I ring the plumber - Come back! Come back! Still waiting on his call...
What else I learned from the plumber today -- picking his brains. The radiators knock because the cowboy didn't install the new system properly - vs a vs, we have old style valves that go one way & the water is going into the radiators the other way (something like that) & they are going to knock unless they are either a) turned off or b) turned up full blast. To correct this is going to cost approx £330 -- the radiators need to be drained & newer bi-directional valves put on them.

He also mentions again what a crappy job of installation was done on our boiler. When he was here back in June, he cemented the fittings up at the top of it -- which had never been done. Today, he says again it's like someone just threw that up on the wall without any thought as to what they were doing. :\\\'(
I have him look for the stopcock. Yep - you guessed it! Whoever redid the kitchen (before we owned the house) put these lovely new kitchen cupboards right over it. Ejits!
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Alternatively, Yorkshire Water would have the technical schematic as to where the water can be turned off outside the house, but it's likely one place to switch it off from the mains for the entire terrace row of 4 houses here.
I ring hubby -- you fancy a new kitchen?

It was done fairly recently & is the most modern/swishest room in the house, but the cupboard where the boiler is still needs to be repaired. And if we want to get at our stopcock, it's going to mean ripping out more cupboards -- or at least cutting around the backs of them until we find it.

So tomorrow -- more fun & games with the window installers, and maybe more fun with the plumber.
Roofing work is up (tentatively) for October. That is all.
Sorry long post, but I figure if you'd read this far, then you must be mildly interested.