Oh lord.
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First of all, are these not just little VERY PERSONAL generalisations that might be niggling irritations for some, but hardly anything that should disuade people from moving?
sausages are bland here and their bacon is too thick
Change brands. I can promise you this is not the case across the board.
they drink tea with milk 20 times a day (yuck)
As said above, why on earth do you care what people drink? Are they forcing you to join them? Besides, I drank milk in my tea in the US too and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
everyone fears MOT time
Hardly. I'm quite grateful that there's actually a system to keep cars off the road if they're not safe.
TV shows suck here
Well then aren't you lucky that they show so much American TV too. Nothing wrong with choice, particularly since some people actually enjoy English TV.
nobody changes their oil in their car(ok maybe once a year, no kidding some longer)
ok enough..
That's not English. I never bothered in the US, I don't bother here.... Not the proper thing to do, I know, but again... why on earth does this bother you?