Why Older Chicks Rule - by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... And for those who
Are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their
50's...AND 60's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
Are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
Ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
Around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
Is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the
Age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's
Doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
With you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if
They think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
What it's like to be unappreciated A woman over 40 has the
Self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger
Woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because
She doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 40 couldn't
Care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her
Friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
To a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is
Not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a
Woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off
If you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have
To wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
Well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
Yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
Waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
Milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are
Against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
An entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
