Would you rather......

bad chest cold


would you rather have a

Mullet

or

Weave

no 'business in the front, party in the back' for me.  i'll take the weave, thanks!

would you rather have....

a big belly

or

a big a*s?

    big  a*s


glasses  or braces?

glasses ..you can make glasses stylish ..you can't do that with braces.



would you rather have

monobrow

or

wart

I could wax a monobrow so I choose that.


Would you rather have

perfect boobs

or a

perfect tush

 

Boobies please...

Would you rather have a hardworking co-worker that has a crap personality

or

A co-worker that has a great disposition and a crap work ethic?

I'll take the hard worker ..they can set to their work I don't have to bother them.


would you rather have


spend the day with the inlaws

or

spend the day with the exes

OMG in-laws, can't imagine a day with the exes

would you rather
listen only to muzak for a week
or
only watch infomercials for a week

listen to muzak

would you rather....be covered in bees or cockroaches?

I guess I would have to choose the roaches - I'm highly allergic to bees. 


Would you rather

have a job you loved that paid little

or

a job you didn't like that paid very well

I've had both and I was the happiest at the job that paid little and majorly stressed at the job that paid very well. 

Would you rather
go on vacation with lots of annoying people or all by yourself?

Alone, no doubt.

Would you rather
get stuck on a train
or
stuck in an elevator

mmm..depends on who was in the elevator 

actually a train cuz you could get off (disembark,  before any rude comments)



Would you rather :

Fly a kite

   or

Fly a remote control plane

Kite, I actually am pretty good with those, the remote control stuff, I'll leave that to DH.

Would you rather
have a bonfire outside
or
sit next to a fire inside?

bonfire


day in doing the house repairs

a

day at work preparing for an audit