Would you rather......

Mountains probably, i have an irrational fear of being eaten by a shark

Would you rather

spend all afternoon waiting in line at the post office

or

the supermarket

supermarket anyday

Would you rather:

work on a air conditioning system in Mississippi in July

or

work on a central heating system in Chicago in January

I guess work on the air-conditioning system in July as long as I could have a fan blowing at me I'd be ok.

Would you rather be stuck in a room alone for an hour or two and having to make conversation with your ex or your partner's ex?

i'd love to be stuck in a room with my partner's ex, two hours may not be enough time to get out what i have to say to the b*tch

would you rather be forced to do karaoke or pole dance in front of a large audience?

karoke, that would clear the room quick, then again, me pole dancing mmmm?

Would you rather

dance topless

or

hang at a nudist beach

nude beach

Would you rather

shave your head

or

die your hair bubble gum pink?

Dye my hair pink. It's pretty long, and I'd hate to wait the years it would take to grow back if I shaved it.

The person below me would rather get in a fight with her spouse than get in a fight with her mother (if your mother is dead, I apologize).

I have to say my mother - I don't live with her.


Would you rather

go dune buggy riding in the desert

or

scuba diving in the ocean

Scuba diving


Dancing all night long


or

Singing till the morning comes

Well, I've done both!  I'll say singing til the morning comes this time--last time I danced all night long I was so sore for days and days!

A rock concert in a big arena or a folk gig in a small coffee shop?

Arena concert


Order from a catalog/online or shop in the physical store?

online  (but in person you can try on)
   


would you rather console a hysterical  baby  or  a hysterical  adult? 
 

a hysterical adult because then i could just slap them into reality 

would you rather spend a night alone in a cemetery or in an old abandoned building?

cemetary. i find them very peaceful places.



rather have a tattoo of fat elvis down the length of your back or the map of the world on your shaven head?

Fat Elvis, because only one person would see it.

Would you rather work on an assembly line or file all day?