Would you rather......

(poor elvis  , i love him young and hot but even fat)

file all day, i'm good at doing mundane things like that

would you rather babysit a bratty toddler girl or a hyper boy?

hyper boy...

Would you rather pose for Playboy/Playgirl or your better half?

My better half.

Would you rather not forgive a parent who abused you and never apologized, or let bygones be bygones?

i would not forgive a parent who abused me and never apologized because they haven't shown any remorse.

would you rather spend an evening with liberace or little richard?

ooh Gawd!!    Liberace..


would you rather sing or act? 

sing



Would you rather take a crowded one hour bus journey:

where it was hot and muggy
or
where it was freezing cold and wet, wet, wet

wet, wet, wet 

would you rather wake up one morning in a stranger's bed or with a stranger in your bed?

Stranger in my bed. At least that way I would know where I was. 

Would you rather eat duck egg or pigs feet?

Duck Egg.

Would you rather be your own boss or be in a secure, fulfilling job?

My own boss, definitely.

Would you rather

take a cruise to Alaska

or

to the Carribbean

Alaska

Would you rather give up wine or give up cheese? 

Easy one.  I don't particularly like wine and I don't eat much cheese (I used to be vegan).  I do like cheesey flavored things though like Cheesey Oat Cakes and Cheese-its, so I'll say wine.

Would you rather give up chocolate or cheesecake?

No contest - Cheesecake loses hands down


Would you rather kiss a man/woman who has just

       eaten a clove of garlic (and you don't eat garlic)

                                   or

       smoked a cigarette (and you don't smoke)

garlic, fags are the most revolting turn off ever!

would you rather find out a shirt is dirty after youve washed it and are now ironing it,
or realize you have no finger nail varnish remover after you just realized you hate the colour you used.

screwed up polish

Would you rather sit next to someone with bad gas or body oder?