Would you rather......

The face of a super villain.  Thinking as an actor:  Evil looking + nice person = lots of work.

Would you rather -

Go to prison for a crime your wife/husband/lover committed

or

Send your wife/husband/lover to prison for a crime you committed?

     sh*t! Is she out yet?

Would you rather

         learn to ride a unicycle
                         or
          learn to ice skate

ice skate, i'm too uncoordinated to even think about the unicycle

Would you rather
be a clown at the circus that gets stuffed in the tiny car with 20 other clowns
or
the clown that gets shot out of the canon?

Probably get shot out of a canon. I get pretty freaked if I'm in tight spaces and I figure a car full of 20 clowns would be pretty tight. I'd be okay if I get a window seat, but that's probably not guaranteed!

Would you rather:
Own a small house within your price range that's all your own?

or

Receive help from your inlaws to buy a bigger house and be indebted to your inlaws for the rest of your life?

Small house, I don't want to be indebted to anyone anymore (except the bank )

Would you rather
Skydive from a plane
or
Bungee jump from a bridge?

Bungee jump from a bridge

Would you rather be rich but terribly unattractive or poor but extremely beautiful?

Rich and unattractive, beauty can eventually be bought 

Would you rather sleep with a snake or lay awake while a tarantula walks on you?

mmm what kind of snake?


Would you rather work

from home
      or
in an office?

 from home
never worked in an office

 would you rather live in the past at a time of your choosing or live in the future randomly
 

Live in the past

Would you rather go back to the days before mobiles/cell phones for a bit of quiet/personal time or would you rather be wired and in touch 24/7?

I have to have my cell phone for work so people can get in touch with me. If I want to be left alone, I just turn it off or on silent.

Would you rather live somewhere where it's always really cold or where it's' always really warm?

Where its cold (I don't do well with heat)

Would you rather have a small circle of friends that you see on occasion or a large circle of acquaintances with a busy social schedule

I've had both, but I think I'd go with a large circle of acquaintances, since my two best friends forgot about me the minute I moved here.

Would you rather marry someone wealthy and ambitious, or someone not-so-wealthy but hilarious?

Not so wealthy but hilarious

Would you rather have a foot massage or back massage?

foot

Would you rather play on -

          a Space hopper
                    or
          a Pogo stick?