Would you rather......

I don't know what a space hopper is  so I'll say pogo stick.  My next door neighbor had a pogo stick but I really wasn't very impressed with it.

Would you rather teach a special skill you have or learn new one (you'd get paid either way)?

learn  a new one

woud you rather deal with the uk's   slugs or spiders?

learn  a new one

woud you rather deal with the uk's   slugs or spiders?

Spiders. Had a terrible hiking accident as a child involving on very large banana slug.

Would you rather retrain for a new career or reach the top of your current one?

Retrain for a new career that incorporates aspects of my current one.

Would you rather be locked in a closet or other enclosed, tight space with Russell Brand or virtually anyone else?

Retrain for a new career that incorporates aspects of my current one.

Would you rather be locked in a closet or other enclosed, tight space with Russell Brand or virtually anyone else?

Virtually anyone else! Oh my word....

Would you rather have your own fleet of vehicles or your own chauffeur?

I have a chauffeur - my husband!

Would you rather England win at the rugby or the football tomorrow?

Virtually anyone else! Oh my word....

Actually, I thought if I could spray him down with some disinfectant beforehand, I might just go for ol' Russ.

Would you rather England win at the rugby or the football tomorrow?

Rugby!

Would you rather work with people you like or have a job that was really interesting?

Have a job that's really interesting.

Would you rather live somewhere you love, but hate your job; or live somewhere you hate, but love your job?

Oddly enough, I've made this choice.  I LOVED where I lived in the States, and would have stayed there my whole life if other things had worked out, but it was a rural area, I hated my job, and there was no scope for change.  I came here (although I should state I like it here too) to pursue a job I love.  So actually, the job would be my choice. 

Would you rather be honorable or happy (if you had to choose)?

My upright, moral self wants to say "honorable," but...No, no.  I'm sticking.  Honorable.  And hopefully happy.

Would you rather come home to find that you've had a rather sizeable piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe or a smudge of pen ink across your face?

smudge of ink!

would you rather

buy a house with a pink tiled bathroom
or
a pine panelled living room

no funds to change it!!!

Pink tiled bathroom.  I can live with that. The living room is a bigger and much more used space so it can't be ugly.

Would you rather have a mouse problem in the basement of your home or a bat problem in your attic? (eventually the problem would be rectified!)

Bats in the belfry and I go together   

Would you rather

have $1 million that you must spend (no investments) in one week

                 or

have $100,000 that is yours to do as you please.

Honestly I'm all about investing, but $100,00 doesn't really go that far does it?  With the million at least we could pay off all debts, buy a house, get car fixed, get things we need, give a  bit away, etc.

Would you rather be given a grant (all your tuition and expenses paid) to go to school to get a higher degree (Master's, Phd, etc.)

or be given a grant to fund your own project or dream (building your own dream house, private music study, whatever) but you wouldn't have a degree at the end of it.

Fund my own project fo' sho'

Would you rather

have a 'real' rootbeer float
      or
a 'real' banana split?