Celebrity smut of the day!!

Mike Tyson arrested, no big shocker there...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061229/people_nm/crime_tyson_dc

and

more Sir Paul and Heather news

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_en_ce/people_mccartney

Can you tell I've decided to slack off at work?

Can you tell I've decided to slack off at work?

Atta girl! There's always time for celebrity smut!   

ok not smut but a yay! James Dyson got a Knighthood  obviously the Queen has been hoovering around the palace 
http://news.independent.co.uk/business/news/article2112579.ece

ok not smut but a yay! James Dyson got a Knighthood  obviously the Queen has been hoovering around the palace 
http://news.independent.co.uk/business/news/article2112579.ece

Ever since the announcement, my vacuum expects to be called "sir".

Ever since the announcement, my vacuum expects to be called "sir".

lololololololololol

In case you missed the Tori Amos auction, you can catch a load of Whitney Houston's cr*p being sold: http://www.gawker.com/news/whitney-houston/whitney-houstons-creditors-have-found-the-greatest-courtordered-auction-of-all-225320.php

Take a look at the "designer (ahem) hats": http://ajwauctions.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.viewItem&AuctionID=321&ItemID=76

Take a look at the "designer (ahem) hats": http://ajwauctions.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.viewItem&AuctionID=321&ItemID=76

Oh yeah! I've got to have one of those   Looks like a rhinestone factory exploded there.

I love the fact that all the music awards are Bobby Brown's.

Are you sure those are Whitney's and not Antoine Merriweather?

Tara Reid is a train wreck!!!!  I cannot stand her so this clip made me laugh....she actually screwed up the New Year's Eve countdown!  Seriously, how hard can it be...did we not learn how to count backwards when we were about 5?

OMG I find it entertaining to watch her make herself look like a flaming idiot !

Tara Reid is a train wreck!!!!  I cannot stand her so this clip made me laugh....she actually screwed up the New Year's Eve countdown!  Seriously, how hard can it be...did we not learn how to count backwards when we were about 5?

I saw this clip yesterday! So hysterical!!!

I think I'm spending a bit too much time thinking about celebrity smut. Last night I dreamt that I was invited to a party with my friends Britney, Paris and LiLo. But my very best friend Kelly Osborne couldn't go because she was in hospital. 

I saw this clip yesterday! So hysterical!!!

I think I'm spending a bit too much time thinking about celebrity smut. Last night I dreamt that I was invited to a party with my friends Britney, Paris and LiLo. But my very best friend Kelly Osborne couldn't go because she was in hospital. 

Chary.  Walk. Away. From. the. Goss.  Just. Walk. Away. From. the. Goss..

I think I'm spending a bit too much time thinking about celebrity smut. Last night I dreamt that I was invited to a party with my friends Britney, Paris and LiLo. But my very best friend Kelly Osborne couldn't go because she was in hospital. 

Fabulous!  I love dreams like that.   When I religiously watched Days of Our Lives in college, I used to dream that I was in Salem.  I'd walk around and spoil the plot for the characters.

Fabulous!  I love dreams like that.   When I religiously watched Days of Our Lives in college, I used to dream that I was in Salem.  I'd walk around and spoil the plot for the characters.

LOL! I've dreamt about living in Pine Valley!! I also used to dream that I was friends with Phoebe, Monica and Rachel. 

LOL! I've dreamt about living in Pine Valley!! I also used to dream that I was friends with Phoebe, Monica and Rachel. 

LOL!! Was Tad there (Pine Valley)??

I had a dream last night that I was hanging out in Hollywood with Lindsey Lohan. I was telling her that the life she was living wasn't as glamorous as she thought and that she should be careful...