Celebrity smut of the day!!

He now goes by "Fed-X"

 

I know, I died laughing when that first surfaced...best. name. evar.

As for the crotch-shots - my friend John was horrified by the fact that he could SEE HER C-SECTION SCAR in one of them.  I mean, he was horrified overall - he's very, very gay - but that just took the cake.

As for the crotch-shots - my friend John was horrified by the fact that he could SEE HER C-SECTION SCAR in one of them.

That was pretty horrific. But so Britney. 

Are they all competing for the coveted title of "Skank of the Year"? 

This week on NAME THAT CROTCH - 

I think we all saw her hoo-ha enough with the whole "giving birth on the bearskin rug" monstrosity. BLEH!

Those were some seriously full-on crotch shots!  Who walks around with their bits hanging out like that?   

I saw the unedited photos.   

Now Cameron Diaz went and did the same thing on Ellen de Generes' show.  Wore an excuse for a dress and flashed her bits at the entire nation.

Classy.

Ellen jumped in front of her whilst a lackey scurried to fetch a towel.

As my mother always said, 'If it's too skimpy to hide your underwear, leave it in the bedroom.'

What a shame to see the art of imagination appears to be entirely lost in today's society, when the most seductive power of all is suggestion.

Well you know though, that in California, the state of ones bikini wax is an open topic of conversation - even on the radio for goodness sake! 

If you're spending that much money and going to that much effort to make your bits look purty, you may as well show them off!

What the hell are these women thinking? 

Oh dear, if you want endless celebrity smut on a daily basis, then go here:

http://www.perezhilton.com/index.php?page=1

He's beyond outrageous.   

Oh dear, if you want endless celebrity smut on a daily basis, then go here:

http://www.perezhilton.com/index.php?page=1

Oh, I loathe him!! Most of his gossip is about him! Plus, he's being sued for $17M, so hopefully that'll shut him down.

I love TMZ, but also D-Listed, Oh No They Didn't! and A Socialite's Life. The Superficial and I Don't Like You In That Way are pretty good, too.

Can you tell I'm an addict? 

(P.S.  Has nobody mentioned Kid Rock and Pammie's surprise divorce?!?  )   

omg that's funny.

(P.S.  Has nobody mentioned Kid Rock and Pammie's surprise divorce?!?  )  

Sorry? Surprise? No, I don't think so. They were never going to last.

I feel bad for her, though, with losing the baby. She sure has had a crap life. Embarassment of the original sex tape, divorce, Hep C, losing a baby, divorce.

Sorry? Surprise? No, I don't think so. They were never going to last.

Hence the winking smiley. 

She sure has had a crap life. Embarassment of the original sex tape, divorce, Hep C, losing a baby, divorce.

Nice rack tho..

I feel bad for her, though, with losing the baby. She sure has had a crap life. Embarassment of the original sex tape, divorce, Hep C, losing a baby, divorce.

I agree. I always like her when I see her being interviewed. She has a great sense of humor and knows better than to take herself too seriously.

Oh, I loathe him!! Most of his gossip is about him! Plus, he's being sued for $17M, so hopefully that'll shut him down.

I love TMZ, but also D-Listed, Oh No They Didn't! and A Socialite's Life. The Superficial and I Don't Like You In That Way are pretty good, too.

Can you tell I'm an addict? 

(P.S.  Has nobody mentioned Kid Rock and Pammie's surprise divorce?!?  )   

LOL!!!  You are an addict!  I only know about tmz.com because of reading sfgate's "the dish" !!!  Its where they get most of their smut stories!

Hellooooo, people!  You're forgetting my personal favorite: Pink Is The New Blog

And you call yourself gossip hounds.  Tsk.