Celebrity smut of the day!!

I think that Britney is the victim of everyone using her as a commodity when she was a child/young adult.  No one ever considered that there was a person attached to that commodity and so it is no surprise that when she reached adulthood and started branching out on her own, that she was/is woefully unprepared. 

And now her mother is releasing a parenting handbook.  What will it say?  How to raise a train wreck and make a lot of dough whilst doing it? 

And now her mother is releasing a parenting handbook.  What will it say?  How to raise a train wreck and make a lot of dough whilst doing it? 

 

So.. since I'm really (not) good at repairing cars, I'm going to release a car repair handbook. I hope you guys all buy a copy and follow it religiously so that car parts fall off while you're driving down the highway. 

Secret to a Long Life

One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step.
Her face was wrinkled like a prune, she was so stooped
she was almost folded in half, and her gnarled fingers could
hardly grasp the glass of iced tea she was holding. But she
had such a wide, toothless grin on her face that she positively
spread cheer.

So I walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how
happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke
a nice big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food and I put away
at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills,
and never do any exercise at all."

Absolutely, absolutely amazing, I thought, and I just couldn't help but
to ask her, "Wow! How old are you, anyway?"

She didn't hesitate at all. "Twenty-four," she replied.

I just saw this last night on "The Soup" on E!, so forgive me if it's been mentioned.

The latest on Britney was that she left her sons in the car while she went chandelier shopping! There are paps everywhere, and she's fighting to continued to be allowed to see the boys, and she leaves them in the car?! I think it's a sign that she really honestly doesn't know you shouldn't do that. This girl really does need some basic parenting coaching, I'm afraid. And what's really sad is that she can afford to spend tons on everything else (and shop for chandeliers in some of the precious little time she has with her sons!), yet she can't at least hire someone to care for her kids? I'm sure they have help, but if you're an idiot and aren't too concerned with the kids, at least put them in the hands of a good nanny! Better yet, don't have kids if you'd rather not be inconvenienced by them while shopping for luxury goods!

Also, she was filmed out and about later, wearing a big sombrero on her head. One of the paps asked her about it, and she said "What's a sombrero?" sounding for all the world like the dumbest hick ever. The guy told her it was the thing on her head. Sheesh.

Yet another latest britney update..................

shes attempting to adopt chinese twins
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/38888/britney-to-adopt-chinese-twins

I hope that's just another of those stories that has nothing behind it. I saw covers of US weekly that say she's pregnant again.

I hope that's just another of those stories that has nothing behind it. I saw covers of US weekly that say she's pregnant again.

She's denied the pregnancy thing, but who knows. Nothing would surprise me at this point!

She's denied the pregnancy thing, but who knows. Nothing would surprise me at this point!

I hope she's right with her denials, but I'm the same, I wouldn't be surprised either way. 

Britney might not be pregnant...but her little sister is. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/ap_en_ce/people_jamie_lynn_spears;_ylt=AkGaSZNSYy7NqtdPLyva20txFb8C

Heh heh!

And mama Spear's parenting book is on hold indefinitely.  Ya think?

How to raise high profile daughters...

Lesson 1.  Sell them to the highest bidder
Lesson 2.  Teach them no life skills that will allow them to function in society in adulthood.
Lesson 3.  Watch the train wreck.
Lesson 4.  Enjoy all that money because I hope it was worth it.

I wonder what will happen to her tv show.  I don't think Nickelodeon is too happy about this.

MTA:  Changed Disney to Nickelodeon.  It's all the same to me!

I had hoped that Jamie Spears would have more sense than her sister but then look who her role models are.  It's just sad that she's so young and so many young girls watch her show and now they have her pregnancy spread all over the news.  What kind of image does that give off? 

Tom Cruise is an effing loon!

(Watch it soon because it keeps getting pulled from YouTube!)

Tom Cruise is an effing loon!

(Watch it soon because it keeps getting pulled from YouTube!)

You were reading my mind!  I just about bumped this thread up with the video!  The first one already got pulled from youtube so this one won't be up for long.  It's on other sites though, we just watched it on http://gawker.com

He is a total nutter, that's for sure!

Oh. My. God. I had to stop after about 5 minutes, I couldn't take anymore.

BTW Tom - The turtleneck doesn't cover your double chin. Nice try.