Celebrity smut of the day!!

Thats the one. The rest of the stuff looks like she went WAY overboard at Shabby Chic or raided her nan's house. The pics of herself are pretty funny though.

Good gravy she sure has a lot of furniture. 

Just saw this, apparenty Britney thinks she went "a little too far"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061208/ap_en_mo/people_britney_spears

Nicole Richie was arrested early this morning for DUI. That's not as shocking as the news that her weight on the police report is listed as 85 lbs. 

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/nicole-richie-popped-for-dui/

Nicole Richie was arrested early this morning for DUI. That's not as shocking as the news that her weight on the police report is listed as 85 lbs. 

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/nicole-richie-popped-for-dui/

The freeway she was driving the wrong way on is one that is very wide and very busy. Scary!!
She is tinky...a pocket person.

At 85 pounds all she would have to do is lick a Vicodin to have it take effect.

On a side note:  They weigh you when you're arrested?  Strange.

On a side note:  They weigh you when you're arrested?  Strange.

Yet another good reason not to drink and drive! 

At 85 pounds all she would have to do is lick a Vicodin to have it take effect.

On a side note:  They weigh you when you're arrested?  Strange.

mmmmm...vicodin.   

mmmmm...vicodin.   

lol! nice with champagne!! 

The mugshot:

mmmmm...vicodin.   

and im stuck with a cocktail of co-codamol, ibuprofen, and wine.  :\\\'(

The mugshot:

Yeah, and you can just tell how bad she feels about all the publicity she'll get off the arrest

Friday smut alert!!!!

Britney Spears' estranged husband Kevin Federline is threatening to write a steamy tell-all book about his marriage to the pop star if he doesn't receive the divorce settlement he feels he deserves.

Full story here...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=11837

Also from sfgate...

And Oscar-winner Angelina Jolie doesn't wear her emotions on her sleeve and remains very guarded when it comes to her personal feelings.

The star has three young children with boyfriend Brad Pitt, but insists she isn't into "hugging and cuddling." 

Jolie claims she tries to keep her emotions in check, saying, "It's not going to accomplish anything to cry. It's not going to help you to get a hug!

"I'm not a hugger. People make fun of me. It's something that I have a hard time with. If someone hugs me, I hold my breath.

"Snuggling, cuddling, hugging, crying ... all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable."

   So she has kids and never hugs them?!?!  Freak.

"Snuggling, cuddling, hugging, crying ... all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable."

But making out with her brother... not an issue 

But making out with her brother... not an issue 

LOL! Man, that was nasty... yet I couldn't look away! Aaaah, memories.

(But I still like her. Go Team Angelina!)