Celebrity smut of the day!!

"I'm not a hugger. People make fun of me. It's something that I have a hard time with. If someone hugs me, I hold my breath.

"Snuggling, cuddling, hugging, crying ... all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable."

But she's fine w/screwing other peoples' husbands.

Nice.

But she's fine w/screwing other peoples' husbands.

Nice.

Poor Jen must be wishing Angellna had not gotten so touchy-feely now eh?

lets be honest, there is no fun in hugging a person that thin.

to quote a good friend: It is like making love to a bag of spanners.

(but i do still like her)

lets be honest, there is no fun in hugging a person that thin.

to quote a good friend: It is like making love to a bag of spanners.

(but i do still like her)

 

"Snuggling, cuddling, hugging, crying ... all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable."

Hello - you are with Brad Pitt! Whatever issues I had like that would go out the window! He would have to peel me off like a wet t-shirt!    Brad Pitt in a wet t-shirt........

*conscience snapping me back to reality by reminding me I am a happily married woman*

What were we talking about again? 

But she's fine w/screwing other peoples' husbands.

Nice.

  I was thinking the same

"Snuggling, cuddling, hugging, crying ... all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable."

I don't know why, but this doesn't surprise me at all.  She doesn't come across as a 'huggy' person.  Poor kids.

then what the heck was all that very public snogging with Billy-Bob about?

Puhleese!

then what the heck was all that very public snogging with Billy-Bob about?

Puhleese!

*cough cough PR cough cough*

then what the heck was all that very public snogging with Billy-Bob about?

Puhleese!

Yeah, doesn't make sense. She'll be all over BILLY BOB THORTON, and make out with her brother but has these hangups now that she is with Brad?  

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/12/18/entertainment/e085137S91.DTL

Now Brit gets the title of "Worst celebrity dog owner for 2006"!!!!!!

When it comes to celebrity dog-parenting skills, Oprah Winfrey is tops and Britney Spears is the world's worst, according to an online vote by readers of two dog magazines.

"Britney was the overwhelming choice" for worst celebrity dog owner for 2006, Hilary O'Hagan, editor of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines, said in a statement.

"She once had three Chihuahuas ... and never left home without at least one of them on her arm," O'Hagan said. "As soon as she met K-Fed and had kids they (the dogs) disappeared."

Now Brit gets the title of "Worst celebrity dog owner for 2006"!!!!!!

I'm actually surprised it's not Paris!

I just can't believe that these are real magazines!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/12/18/entertainment/e085137S91.DTL

 The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines

I just can't believe that these are real magazines!

I know!  I couldnt believe it either and mostly posted the link cause it cracked me up!  Britney is still a loser for giving her dogs away... 

Sharon Stone and Christian Slater ... a couple?!?

Miss USA testing positive for coke!

Mel Gibson's long lost family??

Whitney Houston to appear on UK's Celebrity Big Brother?!?

There's so much celebrity smut, it almost feels like Christmas!! Oh, wait. It is.