You guys play a rough game of backgammon. I’ve almost never ended in hospital after a game.
We're very serious about our backgammon. We have a spreadsheet, and everything.

Way to go jfkimberly!
Start as you mean to go on!
The night has taken a turn. Now I am sat in the waiting area of the Minor Injuries Unit waiting for my husband...
Oh, no!!! That is not what I meant! He didn't cut them off did he??? 
Get well soon Mr jfkimberly!
Hehe Oops!
Mr. Jfkimberly thanks you. He was given three stitches, three more 'paper stitches', and a cotton sock. They apparently asked him several times how he cut himself, as if they weren't completely satisfied with his answer. But he wants to assure everybody that he definitely did NOT try to juggle a cleaver. Because that would be stupid.
Anyway, he's fine. And from the moment it happened 'til we were back home resuming our "what should we do for dinner" discussion, was only about two hours... and that includes Googling where we were supposed to go!