Googlism

Mine are funny and some are a bit too true.  I had loads but here are the most interesting.


geeta is 'the song of god'
geeta is the immortal message emanated from the lotus lips of the lord himself
geeta is the universal mother
geeta is a tough nut to crack
geeta is experienced
geeta is on the prowl
geeta is impossible
geeta is also gifted with a rare sense of intuition
geeta is the best singer
geeta is right
geeta is mean
geeta is an independent princess
geeta is afraid
geeta is as widely read and revered in the world as the bible and the quran
geeta is on duty
geeta is illin'
geeta is a loveable bubbly and talkative girl who soon endears herself to the children
geeta is vastly different
geeta is never idle
geeta is a childlike old woman
geeta is not pleased

geeta is not pleased

You should make that your sig!!   

Oh dear, Lindyloo, seems your name is closely associated with porn.   

Because this has amused me so much (as well as friends that I have sent this too), my friends and I are writing paragraph long stories using the things Googlism gave to us.  This should be interesting.... 

I will share when I do mine.

You should google Lindyloo!!  The first link is to some internet porn woman calling herself Lindyloo!!! 

You should make that your sig!!   

Hee hee or how about:

geeta is impossible

mindy is an exceptionally talented and personable young lady
mindy is performing two nights a week at nashville's second fiddle
mindy is not dylan yet
mindy is quite a talented artist
mindy is nowhere near new york city when investigators from the state department of labor shut down a loft owned by mindycorp enterprises
mindy is always cheerful and helpful to all the patients
mindy is happy
mindy is not reading
mindy is the black tabby
mindy is going to be successful in show business
mindy is active and loves to run
mindy is usually called on by officers in need of extra dogs due to her reliability in doing her job well
mindy is an alien
mindy is an excellent instructor
mindy is inspiring
mindy is in my face every morning
mindy is working
mindy is incredibly bright
mindy is very dense & similar to oak
mindy is my best friend
mindy is a dylan bytecode interpreter
mindy is back
mindy is constrained by federal law in her use of the social security payments for anything other than the maintenance and care of ashley
mindy is determined to keep mork's origin secret while she teaches him to act human and helps him find a job

mindy is very dense & similar to oak

You just gave me my morning giggle. Thanks! 

You just gave me my morning giggle. Thanks! 

 

I like that one too.  But Mindy is not Dylan yet is my favorite.

caryn is rawr  
caryn is wiping herself off
caryn is available for print work
caryn is not home
caryn is one of the few who are still around right now
caryn is very careful when dropping the anchor so as to not damage the reef below
caryn is on
caryn is finally bringing her fearless attitude into the wwf
caryn is eagerly waiting for july 30th and the new bruce springsteen album  
caryn is the most beautiful 40 year old woman in palo alto
caryn is such an incredibly rich experience  
caryn is sensitive to situations in which people are oppressed
caryn is feeling overwhelmed by this task  
caryn is sure to be a favorite
caryn is an innovative and committed educator who teaches fiddle workshops at folk and suzuki festivals
caryn is still needing to wear down about a second cat
caryn is the cartoony one
caryn is a red tabby with the mahogany red coat that is so beautiful
caryn is shocked at james taylor  
caryn is calling it every hour
caryn is in the shower and i am just in the bathroom
caryn is married and has 3 cats and four motorcycles

My husband's came up with:

Glenn is a hunkmobile!

mindy is performing two nights a week at nashville's second fiddle

caryn is an innovative and committed educator who teaches fiddle workshops at folk and suzuki festivals

What are you two up to?

I tried my bf's name and got:

Guy is hotter than your UPS guy
Guy is proud of his pamphlet
Guy is a national tragedy

My results...

Meg is a Robot!
MEG is completely noninvasive, non-hazardous technology
MEG is a direct measure of brain function
Meg Is Here!
Meg is Owned Throughout Season 4

Megan is crying while eating.
Megan is, very objectively, very beautiful. 
Megan is just too cute for words.
Megan is an orphan who grew up in forest of willow peak.
Megan is a true artist and we will be seeing her on more than a Makeover story on TV.

and my list of crimes....

Megan was arrested for indecent exposure while crossing The Bay bridge.
Megan was arrested for killing. Tony Jr. 
Megan was arrested for the possession of beaver sexual amplifiers. 

Apparently my crimes are few but poignant!

LOL!!  This is fantastic.  These are my favourites.

stacey is mad at her parents
stacey is the queen 
stacey is alive 
stacey is nude in that car
stacey is mad at her parents for messing up her social life
stacey is a nice person as well as great skater
stacey is also a member of an exotic dance group and loves to move slowly and erotically in front of men
stacey is fast
stacey is a woman to be reckoned with and not to be slighted
stacey is sassy and spirited
stacey is the aries of all jane no dick
stacey is a beautiful young woman who has it all
stacey is a fun and feisty instructor and an excellent communicator
stacey is a teen girl’s fancy dancer and is 15 years old
stacey is popular on the internet
stacey is so young

deborah is all we expect of our border collies

deborah is an amazing experience

deborah is seen in this photograph with "dancing" and "showering" lights and a single goose

michelle is easy at my personal artist
michelle is thursday
michelle is dumb
michelle is one of the three girls that we meet in subspecies who are studying the
michelle is also a former vice
michelle is dazed and confused
michelle is an adorable twenty inch
michelle is in fact a welsh sheep farmer who drives a lorry (<-- THAT one made me giggle!)
michelle is the usual assortment of potato chips/crisps and drinks
michelle is feeling the vibe
michelle is girlgirl transgender
michelle is smokin'
michelle is wearing the default

Ashley is an atheist
Ashley is located in far northeastern Indiana on the borders of Steuben
Ashley is George Michael to Mary-Kate's Andrew Ridgeley (ROFL)
Ashley is a very well-endowed pornographic actor.
Ashley is furious that she's been kept in the dark for so long
Ashley is the first student to be kicked out of Fame Academy.
Ashley is human
Ashley is me

Some crimes:

Ashley was arrested for shoplifting and put on probation.
Ashley was arrested for shooting Tom, who was lying in the alley
Ashley was arrested for selling ammunition to the Indians and was transported to England  (ROFL - now you all know the real reason I'm here!)
Ashley was arrested for driving under the influence--twice--on Saturday, March 12, 2005

mindy is constrained by federal law in her use of the social security payments for anything other than the maintenance and care of ashley

Hee hee hee.