Overheard quotes of love

Do you need a good giggle?  This had me in fits of laughter! 

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/02/13/DDGARCHIK.DTL

"Telling a woman she would make a fortune as a hooker is not a compliment!'' (One man to another, at the Balboa Cafe, overheard by Tim Norton.)

"Wait. Are you dominant or am I?'' (Young woman to young man, overheard on Broadway by Marta Johansen.)

One of my favorites...

"It's OK sweetie, a lot of good relationships are built on booze.'' (One young woman to another, overheard in Walnut Creek by Erin Day.)

I think my favorite was "I'm on a two week sperm vacation."   

These are funny! My faves are:

"I had a relationship once that was all about commas.''

"With Tom and me, it was all about the sofa.''

har har har...good link....


I don't know why my husband thinks a younger woman would want him. I don't want him and we're the same age.'' (Woman to woman, overheard on the Bridgeway in Sausalito by Joe Mac.)


"I've been faking orgasms for a year; the least you can do is fake listening to me.'' (Woman to man, overheard at the Drunken Fish Restaurant in Oakland by Victor Miller.)

 
These are great! I loved this one:

"She was a hard-core Catholic and I'm the anti-Christ. It was the ruin of my first marriage.'' (Old salt sitting at picnic table, overhead outside the Marina Green snack stand by Margo Freistadt.)

and this one:

"The neighbor's husband is the real father.'' (One package service delivery man to another, overheard on Sanchez Street by Sue Olivier.)

"The neighbor's husband is the real father.'' (One package service delivery man to another, overheard on Sanchez Street by Sue Olivier.)

HAHAHA!  I missed that one!

DH was working in our backyard yesterday, overheard a young girl walking down the path, speaking on her mobile: "I've been a good girl, haven't had sex for a week!"

I like these:

"We are not in love, ours is a purely textual relationship.'' (Woman on elevator discussing her messaging boyfriend, overheard by Frank Grimaldi.)

"You're starting to smell like an older woman, and I'm really loving it.'' (Twenty-ish guy to 20-ish woman, overheard near Caffe Trieste in Berkeley by Gary Handman.)

"O.K., I'll pretend we're getting married if you really think it will help.'' (Male college student to female on UC Berkeley campus, overheard by Linnea Nasman.)