Ha, this is easy! In no particular order...
1. Jiffy cornbread muffin mix
2. Buffalo Chipotle sauce (is this actually Mexican?)
2. Chipotle Tabasco (can I have two hot sauces on my list?)
3. Sriracha "Rooster" Chili Sauce (OK, three hot sauces? Most people think this is Asian, but it was created and has always been produced in the US).
4. Duncan Hines cake mixes
5. Country ham (Smithfield or Clifty Farms)
6. Jimmy Dean sausage with extra sage
7. Pabst Blue Ribbon
8. Catfish filets fried in cornmeal, white beans, vinegar coleslaw (never mayonnaise coleslaw!!!), crinkle-cut fries, and a big slice of raw onion (counts as one item because this all has to be eaten at the same time)
9. Lowry's Seasoning Salt
10. RC Cola
Can you tell I'm from the West Tennessee/West Kentucky state line?
I have one more!
11. Freshly killed wild turkey cooked all afternoon outside in a big smoker made from an old oil drum