Howard, I sure dont know
Oh, Mrs Kev, I was being cheeky and reminding you that cheese-obsessed Americans invented the cheeseburger!!! But I'm glad you're exploring some of our indigenous cheeses: do try Stilton, Cheshire, Lancashire, Wensleydale, and if you can get it, Sage Derby!
I am very much on your side about Iceberg lettuces, particularly those supplied to the supermarket chains: don't seem to me to have much flavour. Good substitutes with more taste are Cos, Webb's Wonder and Lollo Rosso (so called, I've heard, because its frilliness reminded people of the Italian film star Gina Lollobrigida's underwear!) Don't forget other leaves you can put in salad: I'm particularly partial to watercress myself.
Manatees!!!! Along with groundhogs, they're my brothers, Broxi and Peedal!