Paris Hilton checks into Los Angeles County Jail

What?? She better be dying....would they do that for Jane Doe? FFS!

My thoughts exactly. What a load of crap! She probably had an infected cuticle that was hurting weewy badwy due to biting her nails from all the boredom she was experiencing. 

Poor Paris Hilton! Now even those people who had tiny amounts of respect for her will all at least learn that she's just a spoiled little kid who can't handle the real world. I almost feel sorry for her, but then I remember that she's an adult and at this point it's her own fault for not being responsible.

I just hope that no one dies the next time she decides to go out and drive drunk.

herpes

herpes

 


or perhaps... syphilis?

or perhaps... syphilis?

if I was a betting girl, I'd say the clap

CNN article except:

He said privacy rules prohibited him from giving details about the medical issues, but celebrity Web site TMZ.com earlier quoted sources saying Hilton was refusing to eat much of the jail food served her.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html#

I guess she got out because she was refusing to eat.  I say too bad...she would have eventually.

CNN article except:

He said privacy rules prohibited him from giving details about the medical issues, but celebrity Web site TMZ.com earlier quoted sources saying Hilton was refusing to eat much of the jail food served her.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html#

I guess she got out because she was refusing to eat.  I say too bad...she would have eventually.

Uggh

I say too bad...she would have eventually.

Exactly.

I guess she got out because she was refusing to eat.  I say too bad...she would have eventually.

Um... I was under the impression that she probably doesn't eat much to begin with. *cough*anorexia*cough*

Hey! If I go out and drive drunk on a suspended license... can I get out of jail because I'm anorexic too? Or is that just famous people?

I don't get it.  Two days ago she was saying that she wanted to prove to her detractors that she didn't want special treatment because of her celebrity and was determined to do her time....and now she gets to leave??  The whole thing is ridiculous.

You would think that if she was trying to take that route, she would have sucked it up and just ate the food, shut her mouth, and passed her stay very well. Instead, now she's sitting at home where she can have people come in and give her manicures, have a personal chef, and watch TV anytime of day. There's no punishment involved in not being able to leave your home. Especially for someone who probably has every luxury at her fingertips.

No. Words. Simply. Livid.

No. Words. Simply. Livid.

My sentiments exactly.

No. Words. Simply. Livid.

Yeah, what is the bloody point.  She will not learn anything from this experience.  Hell...I would love to be under house arrest in her home.

Hell...I would love to be under house arrest in her home.

So would I, as long as she wasn't there LOL

So would I, as long as she wasn't there LOL

 

UK-Y party at Paris Hilton's place! Paris not included!