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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2004, 02:28:17 PM »
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Your dogs got no nose?  How does he smell?


Bloody awful.




Yes, I'm happy to read what other Spouse House inhabitants have to say on this issue. I'm sure this topic will leave all of us smelling of roses.


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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2004, 06:59:05 PM »
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This is true - all sniffing has been highly appropriate!   ;)


Dang and just when I was ready to volunteer for a random sniffing sample.  :(

Maybe someone can tell me exactly where Mr. Nibbles "botón" is? ;D
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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2004, 07:30:49 PM »
I'm not sure Mr Nibbles himself knows!  ;)
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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2004, 11:25:30 PM »


Damn paparazzi!!!


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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2004, 11:35:29 PM »
ROFL..... now I am humming wiggle it just a little bit...

*sigh I need therapy...  ;D
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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2004, 12:23:55 PM »
That's okay - I've got "Baby Got Back" tiptoeing through the tulips of my mind... ::)
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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2004, 06:08:22 PM »
Mr. Nibbles, I'm feeling terrible at the moment; I have a cold. Can you tell me if in all your wise existance whether you've found out why there's a reason to cough, puke, sneeze and most of all why is there such a thing as mucus?


Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2004, 10:35:37 AM »
1. Coughing - invented to rile my dad.

2. Puking - invented in medieval times so that the feasting noblemen could fit in those 27-course dinners.

3. Sneezing - invented to make Lindsay MacGregor, a girl I went to primary school with, sound cute.

4. Mucus - Ah. Got me there.

I hope you're feeling better!


Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2004, 06:58:49 PM »
1. Coughing - invented to rile my dad.

2. Puking - invented in medieval times so that the feasting noblemen could fit in those 27-course dinners.

3. Sneezing - invented to make Lindsay MacGregor, a girl I went to primary school with, sound cute.

4. Mucus - Ah. Got me there.

I hope you're feeling better!

and where do cooties fit into this? :P


Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2004, 08:42:07 AM »
Hey, I'm a British bunny, I don't know anything about cooties.


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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2004, 10:33:05 AM »
Cooties are those nasty things little boys are terrified of catching from little girls... [smiley=anxious.gif]
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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2004, 11:12:52 AM »
Interesting. We didn't have cooties in Scotland, just midges, which are of course a different thing altogether.

I don't recall considering girls to be a potential source of infection. But I do remember that from my very first day at school,  they liked to steal my glasses and then demand an obligatory chase around the playground to retrieve them.

Never having been one to take a hint, I didn't chase. Instead, I accepted other boys offers to do the chasing for me.

I retain a healthy suspicion of any woman close to my spectacles case. Early in our relationship I tested Wishstar a number of times by leaving my glasses in plain view, to see if she would give in to temptation. To her credit, she never did steal them.

(There may be a lesson/moral here but I'm far too hungry to work out what it is.)


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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2004, 11:23:19 AM »
On the subject of cooties, I found this funny website:

http://www.funsilly.com/cootie.shtml

And here's a picture of some more cooties!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

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Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2004, 10:16:26 PM »
On the subject of cooties, I found this funny website:

http://www.funsilly.com/cootie.shtml

And here's a picture of some more cooties!



Yuck!!!  Is it true?  do all girls have things like this hanging around their mouths? NO NO NO!!!! :-*  :(


Re: Ask Mr. Nibbles.....?
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2004, 10:22:47 PM »
On to our next question...;)

Mr. Nibbles, in your honest opinion (as if there could be any other uttered - or indeed written by you - from your lips) what can be done about Tony Blair and do you believe he has a good chance of having a second career as George Bushes poodle? ;)


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