O'dear! A little old TAKING THE PISS and a load of response. I love it! Thank you all so much for adding ya 2 pence! It's all about how an individual perceives the world around them. Free speech is a wonderful thing. Being PC is such a constipated big business/ Republican concept. I really do love the USA (minus Bush) and UK equally. I can say the American tourists in Burford really bother me as much as the beer guzzling St. George wearing YOBs down in Spain.
Here are a few more pro & con for my genuine off the hip personal perceptions.
US and A
pro: vast amounts of space, crickets, 100% organic beef burgers in a restaurant, LARGE WASHERS & DRYERS, Thanksgiving, long summer holiday, proper sewer systems, people you can understand unless they are from the deep south, standard of living and more than one Apple store and Generalised English.
con: Republic of Texas, Fox news, overly PC attitudes, whole regions of saturated fats (mile after mile of Mackers and KFC), Republicans, The Creationist Museum in Kentucky, South side of Chicago accents, Detroit, heavy censorship, legal happy culture, greater gap between rich & poor, American cars, Country and Western, Walmart, Roundup Ready crops and people that don't travel outside the US and A.
UK
pro: Sense of humour, Nick Drake, access to Europe, national trains that actually go somewhere you would want to visit, better public transport network, homes built of stone, quality of life, village cricket, real cider, greater sense of belonging to the world, more respect for the arts, better bands, more respect for nature, Borat, ability to literally walk across the entire island from top to bottom without getting shot by farmers, afternoon tea, more freedoms, birthplace of MODERN democracy and less genetically modified foods and Received Pronunciation.
con: still visible class system, socially acceptable racism, women in tight hooker wear that don't work the street, can't be bovvered attitude, ASBO YOB culture, speed cameras, big brother, the damp, Oxford rubbish collection, long wet winters, Marmite, TV license, the word PUNTER, pushy white vans, fake Burberry and snotty people that think they are smarter than they really are.