Toppy Peanut Butter

the power of google...
(ignore the colour bars at the first 10 seconds of it)

You've got a brand new key......

So, to the OP, how's the P.B.??

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates ...

Or for cider drinkers ('Ooh aargh ooh argh aay'):

I got a brand new combine harvester
and I'll give you the key

Ya know, I thought I'd left all that behind me in Somerset!!!

Ya know, I thought I'd left all that behind me in Somerset!!!

Ha ha!  Scrumpy & Western Music!

Well there ya go. Toppy has it's own commercial!! 

LoL Maybe it used to be sold in the US but nobody bought it so they sent it over there hoping people who don't know proper peanut butter would buy it all. 

LoL Maybe it used to be sold in the US but nobody bought it so they sent it over there hoping people who don't know proper peanut butter would buy it all. 

It might be the best peanut butter ever! I'm still waiting to hear the OP's verdict! Where is he/she??

It might be the best peanut butter ever! I'm still waiting to hear the OP's verdict! Where is he/she??

That's true, I guess we should all think happy thoughts. 

It might be the best peanut butter ever! I'm still waiting to hear the OP's verdict! Where is he/she??

It's ok.  Tastes like peanut butter.  I got the chunky variety (which I'm not fond of) but for chunky peanut butter, it's ok.  I've never actually had bad peanut butter, though so I'm not much of an expert here.

But this wasnt about the taste so much as the many mysteries surrounding the product.

Do they (Aldi -- sell questionable food)?   

Of course.  Most stores in this country seem to have extremely low health standards.  Theyll sell whatever falls off the truck. 

And at Iceland, you can get some great deals on frozen hair currys.  They're called "beef curry" but after eating about 10 of them, I can confirm that "hair" should definetely be in the ingredients list.

The first time I picked a hair out of it I said "well...maybe it's one of mine (even though it was a somewhat long hair and my hair is very short)"

The second time I figured "well...maybe it just somehow flew in here"

But by the third time (third consecutive time, I should point out) I knew that it was a hair that originated from the manufacturer.  I'm not sure if it's animal hair or human hair and Im also not sure which I'd prefer.  But its extremely hairy curry that they sell.  I cant believe theyre allowed to sell this sh*t.  Really, the quality control for food in this country must be absolutely zero.

It's also extremely low-grade, probably not entirely safe-to-eat beef.

Oh my!

Perhaps you should try shopping in proper supermarkets with fresh food, rather than the cut-price frozen & packaged food places.

Of course.  Most stores in this country seem to have extremely low health standards.  Theyll sell whatever falls off the truck. 

And at Iceland, you can get some great deals on frozen hair currys.  They're called "beef curry" but after eating about 10 of them, I can confirm that "hair" should definetely be in the ingredients list.

The first time I picked a hair out of it I said "well...maybe it's one of mine (even though it was a somewhat long hair and my hair is very short)"

The second time I figured "well...maybe it just somehow flew in here"

But by the third time (third consecutive time, I should point out) I knew that it was a hair that originated from the manufacturer.  I'm not sure if it's animal hair or human hair and Im also not sure which I'd prefer.  But its extremely hairy curry that they sell.  I cant believe theyre allowed to sell this sh*t.  Really, the quality control for food in this country must be absolutely zero.

It's also extremely low-grade, probably not entirely safe-to-eat beef.

Iceland isn't "most stores in this country," it's Iceland. Also, I have to ask, what on earth made you eat two more of this product? Beef curry isn't even an authentic dish, cows are sacred in India.  Did you complain to Iceland about the hairs?

i have to agree, why did you eat not 1, not 2, but 3 consecutively?