No fear. I just walked in there, picked up a jar of Route 66, put it in my trolley, paid for it. Took it home. Carefully.
Cleared the kitchen of any unnecessary people. Safety being a priority in this house. Slowly opened the jar and was wafted in the face by a smell of what I can only describe as peanut butter.
I carefully put in a spoon and extracted a proper spoonful of the thick brown material.
I looked at it. It looked like peanut butter.
I sniffed it. Very carefully. Smelled like peanut butter
I tasted a small piece. Tasted like, well, like peanut butter.
Waited a whole 5 seconds, just to be sure, then shoved the whole spoon in my mouth.
Yup I am pleased to say it is peanut butter.
It is actual ok. It is really crunchy. I will buy it again. It's made for Lidl. In the EU I think.
Roasted peanuts 95%, Brown Cane Sugar, Palm Oil, Sea Salt. That is all.
I survived.
Hi my name is Bob and I am a peanut butter ho'.