Okay, I spent a ridiculous amount of time composing a response to any that would assume I had just procrastinated something so important to me, but decided to save you from my angry rambling. This is not the case at all, and it is somewhat unfair to make that judgement without knowing any of the circumstances.
I haven't had the job all year and thought I'd function okay without a car. There were very valid reasons, including the death of a beloved parent, to hang on to my passport for a while, but once I was being considered for the job this summer I started working in force and immediately to get my driving license. I didn't book at my local test centre because this one had more openings for earlier and it looked easier to get in there.
I DID give it enough time (although I recognize it was tight) and have worked consistently to prepare in more ways than anyone I know, but there have been a series of other errors and miscalculations that prolonged the process. I haven't told you about a series of DSA computer errors that kept locking out my payments from the DSA system for some unexplained reason, forcing me to lose multiple dates I had reserved to take the practical test in November and keeping me from rebooking until they sorted it out. I haven't even complained about the fact that it took months just to get a date for the theory test, much less the practical exam (and I did check in all the testing centres in my region). I had given them a grain of salt as a bureaucratic body that I expect to be a pain in the a*se and made things work with my employer for this month, but when I got the letter telling me willy-nilly that I was going to be delayed until mid-February, I just lost it.
Today didn't help. I had an extra lesson and my driving instructor asked what they had told me. I replied that the examiner had gone on sick leave the day that my letter was dated and that they were sorry, my instructor was incensed. Turns out there are only two examiners in the area and he knew for a fact that the examiner has been off ill for months and not the last week as I was told. They know full well that they don't have the openings, but are scheduling them anyway hoping they will be able to get someone to fill in. He has had them repeatedly cancel with only 2-3 days notice on multiple other students and their test dates are pushed back at least a month each time, and he is only one instructor of many. One of his students had it happen two booked tests in a row. He made it clear that they openly lied to me about the situation and only try to fix the problems they are causing if people make a fuss about it.
My complaint letter to the DSA just got a bit more in-depth. I had calmed down significantly when I heard it was due to illness that started the day I was sent my letter, but I have been preparing since last summer and now I feel like they are playing with my emotions and not caring a bit about it. Thank heavens there was a cancellation. Now I'm curious to see if I get another letter in two days telling me someone just got ill again.