How to get closer to her (Funny-British humor)

Hi guys!
I was reading this blog today and thought it was funny and silly!
I think it was inspired by the Cosmo this Feb, How to get closer to your man. He did a "How to get closer to your woman". Hope it makes some of you smile.
Some of the other entries are pretty funny too! It's a bit long but I think it's worth the read!
http://muramusu.wordpress.com/

Whatever.
Spending all night pleading means a guy needs some sort of help.

what?

she noticed the dummies with her friend’s faces standing there and she mistook them for demons that had murdered her friends and were now wearing their faces as some kind of gruesome trophy

surreal and weird but funny! glad u liked it! =D