The cracker situation is dire here, though.
Again, this is subjective. We do biscuits and cheese quite often for weekend lunches (and sometimes weeknight dinners!) and we have at least 4 different types of biscuits to go with the various cheeses - oh, the cheeses here!!
And as for pretzels, I've bought them in Marks, Tesco, Sainsbury's, Waitrose, the corner shop, Lidl. Thick, thin, stick, bow-style; salted, salt & black pepper, sour cream & onion, worchester even!
No, things are not exactly like they are in the US. But really, is that such a bad thing?