a thread a while back about how banks can deny accounts to customers based on immigration or something (more if they believe that you won't be here for too long and considered to be "at risk").
Wow -- I have to say it _was_ rather like a skit from Monty Python.
Bank: "You can apply for a current account after you've been with us 6 months."
(6 months later)
Bank: "I'm sorry, your application was not accepted."
Ex-pat: "Really?"
Bank: "Yes, but you can re-apply."
Ex-pat: "How long do you think I should wait before I try again?"
Bank: "I'm sorry, we couldn't say."
Ex-pat: "Well, can you give me a rough idea -- 3 months, 6 months, a year?"
Bank: "We really couldn't say. You can reapply any time. But of course if you re-apply and are denied, it doesn't look so good."
Ex-pat: "Well, can you give me some idea of why the application was denied?"
Bank: "No, I'm sorry, we can't give you that information."
Ex-pat: "But it's _my_ information, and how can I know what to improve I don't know why it was denied?"
Bank: "I'm sorry, it's confidential information."
You're in the UK now, mate.
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