My comments after last night, in list form.
1. Mikey and the cup, followed by his 'comedy' routine. What. The. Hell.
2. Mario and Lisa. Eeew. I'm thinking the boobs he bought her were actually just part of the sex change. And I think half of her suitcase must have been horrible novelty tights.
3. Sylvia's weirdness. She's like the psychotic girl a guy meets at a bar and then finds has broken into his house, cutting the crotch out of his underwear, claiming she's pregnant because she has his pillow stuffed under her shirt. And she's a cookie-thieving liar.
4. Jen and Dale. So boring. 'Can I trust you?' Like anybody's going to answer that question with a no.
5. Dennis. How funny was it when he got all pissy when somebody said they were sure he'd have a lot of panto roles?
6. Darnell. Poor guy. Can barely see and what does he have to end up viewing but Mikey washing his genetalia...
7. Stuart. Don't like him, but it's ok because he likes himself enough for all of us.