**OH MY GOODNESS**
So I called the vet's office this morning at around 11am and they said the paperwork was filled out and okay to be picked up at anytime. My mom and I drove over there (around 15 miles one way) went in got the papers and went back out to the car only to find......
He has messed them all up. On one of the forms he put the rabies vaccination was October 6th 2008... October 6th 2008 hasn't even happened yet!!! It was 2007

Then on all three forms he put that the rabies vaccine was good for three years but my rabies vaccination certificate shows it is only good for one year.
So thankfully I have the USDA #'s on my cell phone so I call and ask if the 1 year/3year issue is a problem since we will be in the UK before the 1 year is up anyway and got a very fast "NO" it must all say the same thing if it is one year it must say one year on certificate if it is in fact a three year vaccine then the rabies certificate must show it is good for three years.
I walk right back into the vet's office and point out these issues. She goes to take a pen to correct the issues, I explain that the lady at USDA just told me that a new form would need to be filled out. She tells me that the doctor is not in today that I am welcome to come back on Monday. I then explain that I had dropped off six blank 998 forms in case he needed extra and asked if they still had the other three or if I needed to bring more copies back? She said they did not have them and I would have to bring them back.
I then ask about the 1 year/3year issue she said that in the state of Texas if this is the cat's first rabies vaccine then it is a 3 year vaccine but that they can only say it is good for one year. I then explain then I need to make sure that the 998 form only shows 1 year, she said it is a 3 year vaccine and that the vet can not say it is only good for one year if it is a 3 year vaccine. I then explained that I needed new rabies certificates showing it was good for 3 years then and she says she can not as it is only good for 1 year as it is their first shot. . . . . After about 5 minutes of going back and forth like this she finally said that the doctor can put it is only good for 1 year since it is Texas Law, I told her that would be fine and to make sure he puts that shots were given in 2007 not 2008. She circled all of the mistakes and wrote 'blue ink' on the top to remind him when he fills out the new ones to do it in blue ink again.
So then... She pulls my file and says that they only have records for Rooney and Pazzesca says they can not find any paperwork on Gallagher. They said they show where things were performed on my online chart but they do not have a copy of his titre test and wondered if when I brought back more blank forms if I would bring back the original so that they can make a copy for my file.

These people are crazy.
So lets add this up.. I drove 15 miles there.. 15 miles home to make more copies.. 15 miles back and now 15 miles back home again. Then on Monday after work I will have to drive back over there and back home again.
I thought today would be the last time I would have to step foot in that place but I guess not.
Oh and then when I just took back more copies (six more) she said "are there extras in here in case he needs more then just three?" :\\\'(
I am just glad that we can get the tick/tapeworm done at another vets. Anybody has to be better then this, at this point I wouldn't even trust them to use the right stuff because even when I spell everything out they still laugh at me. *ugh*