£80 fine for public urination. Provided a cop is around and sees it, of course.
I work by Tower Bridge and during one lunchtime, i saw a woman lift up a child who had dropped her drawers and she held the child and let her piss. Right in the middle of an open lawn next to the City Hall building, where people like to sit in the sunshine and have their lunches. The child was probably 3-4 years old.