Oh man, Little Debbie Christmas Tree cakes are one of my all time favorite bad for you treats.
If I were a kid, I think I'd miss grape jelly, candy like Mike and Ikes, Hot Tamales (I miss these as an adult :\\\'( ), twizzlers, penny candy like mary janes, squirrel nut zippers, and bit of honeys, bubble tape, fruit roll ups, toaster strudels, eggo waffles, mountain dew, Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, Count Chocula, swiss cake rolls, devil dogs, funny bones, dunkaroos, peanut butter cups, whoopie pies, kool aid.
(Disclaimer, I don't know what you can and can't get here, I don't really seek most of this stuff out in actuality, besides that odd fruity pebbles craving I got about 2 months in here)