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Your Yearly Dementia Test
« on: November 27, 2008, 12:21:20 AM »
Your Yearly Dementia Test

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.


OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.






1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.



Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.






2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.








3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue brick s and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks , what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,'
why the **** are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.







4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?
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Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.








5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. InSwindon, two people get off and four get on . In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on . In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!



Feel free to post your results  :D ...I failed the first question lmfao  ::)
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
« Last Edit: November 27, 2008, 12:23:14 AM by Turtle-Turtle »

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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2008, 01:41:45 PM »
Pretty funny! I got them all but one...not going to say lol. I've heard a one or two before, and they didn't do the old  if a rooster lays an egg on peak of a roof, which side will the egg fall down the left or right?
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 12:27:19 AM »
This is very good  ;D  but they didn't put:-

The electric train is heading South to North and there is a Westerly wind...what direction is the trains smoke going?

or

What is the correct answer:- Yolks of eggs are white or yolks of eggs is white?

lol
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 01:07:09 AM »
Neat, I'll put my one missed question down to exhaustion. It's been a long day.


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