I love a white russian, but man..do they ever pack the calories.
It's funny, way back in the day, a friend of mine was ordering one at her local bar, and the stereotypical grizzled old alcoholic sitting at the bar turned around and informed her that the white russian was "a whore's drink". We don't know if he was calling her a whore, or warning her that she might be mistaken for a whore by ordering said drink, but it amused us to no end, so every now and then, we decide to have a couple of whore's drinks.
My friend does refer to them as the Caucasian, a'la Big Lebowski.