What the postman saw!

So it's 5 past 10, I'm having some 'me' time - day off, husband at work, children at school - and I'm dying my hair.  I'm five minutes into the all over bit near the end and I'm browsing here.  The doorbell goes.  Not expecting anyone but no option really except to answer. 

The poor postman was presented with a woman with purple hair sticking up at all angles, dye spattered around her face, in her dressing gown with a towel tied round her neck!  Neither of us said anything we were both laughing so much we couldn't talk!  I wonder what else postmen see??

So it's 5 past 10, I'm having some 'me' time - day off, husband at work, children at school - and I wonder what else postmen see??

I'm sure they see a lot!

My old postman, Nigel, knew all of my nighties and dressing gowns very well!

Not long ago, I answered the door to the postman in my pink bathrobe with a green lumpy mask on my face!  He didn't seem to think anything of it. 

My old postman, Nigel, knew all of my nighties and dressing gowns very well!

As did my old postman, DJ!   

My aunt had a friend who lived on her own and was in her late middle age.  She also lived at the end of a rather long driveway.  One day she decided to take a shower, and didn't realise that she was out of clean towels until she had undressed and was looking for one to hang near the shower.  She headed to the laundry room, and the doorbell rang.  She wasn't expecting a letter or package.  She had a sofa that faced a big picture window that was near the front door.  She decided to drop down and hide behind the sofa.  The guy kept ringing, so my aunt's friend decided to crawl back to the bathroom, throw on the clothes, and answer the door.  In the meantime, the guy had gone around to the back of the house (in our area, it's not unusual for people to use the back door as the main door) and was standing at the back door, looking in the window just as she was passing the kitchen door, in the nude, on all fours, having just stepped on her tit with her knee.

Now this could be a total urban legend, but I know the woman, and it seems in character, and pretty hilarious.

Well, I can't top Legs Akimbo's story.  But I did make the postman laugh when I answered the door wearing my Killer Bunny Slippers that I got after seeing Spamalot!

just stepped on her tit with her knee.

lmao! I nearly choked on my lunch!

I used to live near a old lady who used to be a bit of a Exhibitionist when it came to Postmen, Builders, Jehovah's Witnesses, Gas Man etc...

lmao! I nearly choked on my lunch!

I used to live near a old lady who used to be a bit of a Exhibitionist when it came to Postmen, Builders, Jehovah's Witnesses, Gas Man etc...

LOL to both LA & DF.  Maybe an exhibitionist period?   

Once when I lived in a one-room studio apartment, I was mid-change when a pizza my ex ordered came earlier than expected. My ex heard my "DON'T open the door!" as "Open the door!" and the Domino's guy got the full monty. We tipped him extra, but in hindsight the view and the story was probably enough.

A friend told the story of her father, who was an ex-Jehovah's Witness or Mormon or whatever, taking a shower one day when the doorbell went.  Peering out he spotted the elders who were obviously coming to reprimand him about his backsliding.  So he threw open the door in the altogether.  He was never bothered by them again!