The official UKY inlaw venting thread

Maybe deep down they're hoping someone catches a glimpse! 

LOL! I'll never forget seeing my great-grandma naked after she just came out of the bath!  It was my fault for walking into her room, but I can tell you that a ten year old seeing a 90 year old woman naked is serious trauma! 

Maybe deep down they're hoping someone catches a glimpse! 

ack!!!   

I'm trying to like my future mother in law. But she is making it really hard. I'm not telling her one more damn detail about the wedding. She hates everything I like and has such a passive bitchy way of telling mdcshe hates it.

ARGH!!!!

It's YOUR wedding. Do what YOU want. Once the wedding is over, you'll be the one with the memories of it.

My hubby-to-be only has one parent, and I love him, I grew up with him, but God, my future sis-in-law and brother-in-law are the most annoying people on the planet! We're visiting up in Bristol for the weekend and his sister is such a...stuck-up, prissy brat! She keeps making these snide backhanded comments and I swear, I'm about to backhand her! And the brother has always been so obnoxious and...perverted! He's slapped my butt 4 times and we only arrived this morning!!
Wow, I do feel better 

Next time he tries to touch you look him in the eye and loudly say "if you touch me one more time I'm filing a police report then sueing you for sexual harrassment." 

I just said something to the MIL which prompted her to provide me with this gem: "You sound like a New York Jew!" And, to make things worse, she added, "That wasn't an insult!"

I just said something to the MIL which prompted her to provide me with this gem: "You sound like a New York Jew!" And, to make things worse, she added, "That wasn't an insult!"

Accent maybe...?? I had a professor like that once.

I don't know my FILs very well yet, but DB's mom has me a little worried... She once said to my FSIL, a close friend of mine, "The world doesn't revolve around you, you know," which seems to me quite unkind. Also, when her daughter's kids were born, she basically kidnapped them and got them baptized against their mother's wishes. So, I'm probably not going to have kids, but if I do, they'll be Jewish, and, well... with all due respect, that's unacceptable!

Opened my email this morning and had 14 new emails...11 were forwards from my future MIL. I set up a gmail filter to send everything with FWD or FW from her straight to the trash (I HATE forwards and do that for everyone who forwards me crap.) Then I realized that sometimes when she forwards stuff she takes the FWD out of the subject line so only about 1/2 of the forwards from her are getting filtered.   

Next time he tries to touch you look him in the eye and loudly say "if you touch me one more time I'm filing a police report then sueing you for sexual harrassment." 

Or, "I'll punch you so hard you'll have to unzip your jeans to pick your teeth"

Or, "I'll punch you so hard you'll have to unzip your jeans to pick your teeth"

I was thinking something like this --- look him dead in the eye and simply say, 'Do it again and I'll knee you with all my might right in the n_tz.'  That or have your 'soon to be hubby' get the message across to him.  What he did wasn't playful, kidding, joking etc.,  He's a pig and the sooner you or your 'soon-to-be' gets the message across to him the better!    

I just said something to the MIL which prompted her to provide me with this gem: "You sound like a New York Jew!" And, to make things worse, she added, "That wasn't an insult!"

OMG.

I just said something to the MIL which prompted her to provide me with this gem: "You sound like a New York Jew!" And, to make things worse, she added, "That wasn't an insult!"

I had a M-out-L that once introduced me to her family then followed it with a whispered-behind-her-hand, "she's American", as if to say, "if she just poos right there in the corner, you'll know why" 

We finally had to take drastic measures to keep our in-laws from just dropping by at all hours without calling first.

Let's just say what they heard the last time they came knocking without calling first took care of the problem - we always get call now before they show up.