I have rosemary, curly leaf parsley, mint, and Greek basil growing inside. Outside I stick mostly to flowers. I'd love to grow fruit and vegetables, but that requires a lot more time spent digging around out there, and I'm a wimp. Not about the actual gardening; about the gardening pests. We have slugs galore, and I can't stand the sight of them. They sometimes get into our kitchen, and I share Mrs. Robinson's pain. I stepped on one with a bare foot once. I remember saying to Mr. Candice, "Huh, that is strange. I don't remember cooking with any mushrooms recently. Wonder how that got on the fl--OH GOD. SLUG! Get it off get it off!"
It was not pretty.
We also found a huge dead rat out there once. Eurgh. I love to garden, and I don't mind little things like worms (which aren't actually pests, of course, but never mind), but hoo boy. Put slugs and rats into the equation and I chicken out. I have a beer trap for the slugs out there now, and Mr. Candice is the one who empties it. I still see the little buggers everywhere, though. Grr.
I got it into my head that ordering 180 lavender plants would be a good idea this year. They're resistant to slug attacks and very low maintenance. Plus, they were on sale! They haven't arrived yet, but when they do I am going to have to spend some time planting them. I will have the salt on standby for any sluggies who dare to cross my path.