Lol...ok...
yes, that's the one - the one that has several stages of play (scrum, lineout, ruck, maul etc) each with its own particular tactics, the one where a period of play can last more than a few minutes and not be repetitive, the one where a particular skill set is required for every position within the team and the one which despite it being even more physical than American football the players don't feel the need to wear crash helmets and all over padding.
In short it's a more skillful, more tactical game with many more dimensions to it than American football. I guess thats why it's played all over the world where as American football isn't. Actually, thinking about it, i guess (apart from the padding) you could same the same about cricket as compared to Rounders..sorry...baseball.....
But most of all...it's the one that you can get into over here if (
for some reason) your missing American football.
Bit like mexican food - stop whingeing and go and try a curry